I'm walking in the park when I suddenly notice a stalker. There's a little slave-loser following me! He stares at my feet and can't even pull himself together. So I take off my worn out flip flops and show him my feet from all sides. Since I do but basically no half things, I run again extra by the dirt. While I enjoy smoking a cigarette, I let the little creeper lick my extremely dirty feet clean. And woe betide I find then still another grain of sand at my divine feet!
