Telling you I have a suprise in store for you has piqued your curiosity. I have something else you weren't expecting besides the sweaty-smelling contents of my shoes. I've been wearing these socks for quite a while now and they are extremely smelly in these air-impermeable sneakers. I take them out and let you be amazed! What you smell and see now is clear proof that this is undoubtedly my longest worn pair of socks. Believe me, you'll be amazed at how long it's been!